Trump went to Japan because TRUMP FAILED IN CHINA, NORTH KOREA, The PHILIPPINES, IRAN, VENEZUELA, MEXICO and even RUSSIA.
Trump needs a win really bad, so why not go to Japan to his Kiss-Ass Friend Shinzo (Shitzo) Abe (Abbey)? (After all Shinzo ‘the Shit-zo’ supposedly wrote ‘a beautiful letter’ to the Nobel Committee and recommended Trump for the Nobel Piss Prize. Maybe it was the “Peace” prize, which he won’t get anyway. Although, Trump might actually get a “Piss Prize” in the form of a “Pee-Pee Tape” from his friend Vlad.)
Whether the hours of male bonding result in wins on trade and security remains to be seen. Before the day even began, there were signs the ardent effort at cultivating the US leader — started even before he assumed office — had not paid off in new agreement on North Korea.
Still, the lavish displays of camaraderie clearly suited Trump, who was pictured at the Mobara Country Club south of Tokyo smiling broadly in a selfie taken by Abe as they played 16 holes and sat together for both breakfast and lunch (double cheeseburgers made from American beef, according to Japan’s foreign ministry).
Sumo, golf and barbeque: Trump and Abe bond after a tweet …
CAUTION: Let’s not forget how the “buddy-buddy bromance” Trump had with French President Emmanuel Macron went by the wayside, before Manny and France took a Dump on Trump. Expect the same from Shitzo-Shinzo. Trump will be the cause of that too.
A round of golf always seems to be on the agenda whenever President Donald Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe get together.
Donald Trump and Shinzo Abe tee off amid US-Japan trade tensions
Wait! Isn’t this the Trump who said he’d be “too busy working for the people” that he’d never have time to golf? Yes it is. Trump LIED!
Even though Shitzo Abbey is his bestest suck-up friend, Trump almost FUCKED-UP THIS TRIP TOO with his childish Twitter on the Shitter Tweeting.
President Donald Trump, on the first day of his state visit to Japan, dug at Tokyo for what he called a “substantial advantage” in trade and asked Japanese businesses to invest more in the United States.
Trump takes dig at Japan for ‘substantial’ trade advantage and calls for …
The president, who spent Sunday morning playing golf with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, went on to say he has confidence that Kim will “keep his promise” to not launch any missiles …
Donald Trump defends dictator Kim Jong Un, bashes Joe Biden from …
Trump made that comment AFTER Kim had already fired off more missiles! Trump is such a DUMB ASS!
“North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me,” Trump wrote in a tweet posted before 6 a.m. local time.
In Japan, Trump praises Kim Jong Un, rails against US border wall ruling
Trump is such a DUMBASS! Even the dumbest of the dumb know you don’t piss on the carpet of your host’s house. But that is exactly what Trump did. He took out his teeny tiny itty bitty little pecker and peed all over Shinzo and his carpet with his Twitter Tweet! (Trump is such a dumbsheet!)
To make up for Trump’s itty bitty teeny tiny Pee-Pee …
The “President’s Cup” is huge — according to the White House, it stands around 54 inches (close to 5 feet) and weighs between 60 and 70 pounds.
Donald Trump will present huge ‘President’s Cup’ trophy to sumo …
The Trophy is so YUGE because Trump’s pee-pee is so teeny tiny like his itty bitty widdle hands.
The honor given to Trump was part of a charm offensive Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe continued Sunday as he courted the president with three things close to his heart: wrestling matches, cheeseburgers and golf.
Call it sumo diplomacy.
Trump awards trophy at marquee sumo event in Tokyo
No! Call it what it really is… Shinzo Abe is KISSING DONALD TRUMP’s WRINKLED ORANGE ASS! That is what it is.
Shinzo Abe MADE Trump.
They saw Trump’s personal brand of bullshit and they used it against him.
Japan saw Trump coming and they knew just exactly how to pander to his ego.
Trump is no “world class negotiator” or “dealmaker”, Trump is a CHUMP!
Trump has been MADE!
Trump has been MADE IN JAPAN.
Put the label on Trump ‘MADE IN JAPAN’ because Trump is finished!
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